Leave random, strange messages on my mother's facebook wall.
"Hi mom! I'm so happy, I could pop and shower you with yellow chocolate candy!"
(no, I don't do drugs. I wasn't high.)
Things To Do When I Am Bored #2:
Poke Steven Peter incessantly and without remorse.
"poke...poke...poke...poke...etc."
(this was also on facebook)
Things To Do When I Am Bored #3:
Stalk Mr. Joe Marino through twitter (lol)...which turns out to be incredibly easy and a little boring.
(Joe is my best friend, so no, he doesn't mind...although, he never did respond to this.)
Things To Do When I Am Bored #4:
Stand in the hall, look furtively around, and whisper quietly into my phone.
(later, one of my friends suggested i whisper into my wrist instead. I liked this idea immensely.)
Things To Do When I Am Bored #5:
Sit in the Art Gallery and stare with incurable fascination at the lady dressed in bad fur.
(the Art Gallery is called an 'Art Gallery' for a reason...)
Things To Do When I Am Bored #6:
Constantly push the handicap button to open doors for people and then smile and say 'Thank you, have a nice day!'
(please keep in mind that I come up with these ideas when I am imprisoned at my college)
Things To Do When I Am Bored #7:
Sit outside and enjoy the nice weather while being bombarded by smokers who forgot their lighter at whom I smile and say, 'Sorry, I don't smoke...I only drink.'
(no, I don't really drink. I hate alcohol.)
Things To Do When I Am Bored #8:
Put my headphones on, turn up Skillet and perform some amazing air guitar.
(Skillet is a heavy metal Christian band. They rock. Literally.)
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